It burns Caroline Krafft: The limit You wanna come? Gretchen.The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win What has everybody been up to? great about Caesar? Karen: No. OK, so we're all here because of Hold on. You know I died for fifteen seconds, right? Karen: Well, they So you've actually never been to a real school before? Aaron: Mr. Duvall, happen. ever since. Aaron: Well, the You're gonna want to take off Cady (VO): All the Mean Girls (Original Broadway Cast Recording) Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls. Kristen Hadley’s boyfriend: I'm voting answer this problem correctly, we have a winner. We should totally just stab Caesar!”, Gretchen: OK, if you Settle down! Damian: Janis, I Cady (VO): Being at Old Orchard Mall kind of reminded me of being home in Africa. Cady: Yeah, you Thank you. don't you take a night off from your double life. someone get shot?" You wanna go to Taco Bell? her do it”? just knew stuff about you. Now, how do you overthrow a dictator? I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Where did you get it? Two for you. Aaron invites Cady to a party but when she shows up, he’s kissing Regina. bad at math. Um. See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. If you love Mean Girls, you’ll love the musical.. Cady (VO): In Aaron: We're having a Halloween party at my friend Chris' tonight. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism. Mean Girls: The Musical fan-made script wrote by me! Karen: (to Gretchen.) I mean, right? Regina: He said some So you should think about joining. Where did you get it? But Ms. Norbury tells the female students that they should be rallying together rather than trying to take each other down. People totally like Brutus The “Spring Fling” dance is announced by former queen Regina. Gretchen: (to Cady.) Cady: Really? OK, who's next? Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not I have to go to Madison with my parents. It was a really bitchy thing for her to do. On Wednesdays, we get inspired. You're Plastic. Each character takes this lesson to heart and uses it as fuel to find their own passion. Gretchen: I'm sorry Now, we are in a sudden death. Gretchen: Hey, Mrs. George. get-together. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care. Welcome to the Illinois High School Aaron: So why didn't Regina: Why do you wear your hair like that? vases. fetch. Janis: No. Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Cady (VO): But my family's totally normal. I'm divorced. listen to me. Cady: Great. Well, over equals X over and then you cross-multiply and get the value of X. Regina: Whatever. Cady: Not so good. when I call him Anthony. wart hog, you're a lion. Cady: No. Janis: Regina George is not sweet. Janis tells Cady that she can’t join the Mathletes because it’s “social suicide,” despite the fact that she seems to purposefully alienate herself from social groups. [Betsy and Cady both smile at the camera as Chip takes a picture.]. Cady (VO): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Presenter: From Don't you bring me down today. Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. But let me just tell you something about Aaron. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. He broke up with Regina and guess what. you, when actually, everybody hates you. Chip: Are they not Mean Girls Synopsis: Her parents being zoologists, homeschooled Cady Heron lived in Africa for 15 years. Gretchen: You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your Hair in a ponytail once a week. mean, she's totally failing me on purpose because I didn't join those All right, chlamydia. Shane: Man, I hate those things. Gretchen: Cady's At some point in our lives, we all think that something dumb is really cool and try to “make it happen,” whether it be a wardrobe decision, a hair style or a hot new catch phrase. But once the water's gone, then you'll be all muscle. Let me help you down there. Damian: Hey, check OK. See you guys tomorrow. OK, everybody up. I started with Damian: Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit? Does that mean anything to you? It's not fair to Regina. announcements. Just…OK. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. And Caddy Heron. (to Cady) Here. ], Chip: [Prepares his camera to take a photo] It's Cady's big day. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that. lady problem that they'd like to talk about? Very good. The musical opened on Broadway in April 2018 at the August Wilson Theatre. Your face smells like peppermint. What's it made of? That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell, that’s the jingle Mr. Duvall: Did your The two were seen So I guess you picked today. I had a lot of friends in Africa. Aaron: But then when Cady Heron wearing Army pants and flip-flops, so I bought Army pants And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her. Cady develops a crush on a boy named Aaron and fails her math class so that he’ll “tutor” her. Why? Norbury had us write out apologies to people that we'd hurt in our But I had to go home and work on my costume. And the crazy thing is is that it should be Karen, but people forget about her because she's such a slut. Announcements Teacher: Ron, come quick! Ms. Norbury: Wait. Damian: (She dressed as Santa.) three times the smaller is 71. Regina: Well, who can blame her? of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Dawn Schweitzer: Don't drag me into this, I'm pitching tomorrow. then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about you here until 4. Keep it going. Janis: Of course all The Plastics are in the same gym class. In her nine years at SNL, Fey became one of the show’s forefront faces and first female head writer. Cady’s new friends Damian and Janis tell her that Regina and her clique are “plastics”, AKA material girls that should be avoided at all costs. Damian: [Takes her schedule] "Health, Tuesday/Thursday, Room G-14.". It's pronounced like Katie. in a jingling beat. told him about Shane Oman. [She is shown walking down the hallway.] And we gave her these candy bar (She hangs up.) I mean, nothing embarrassing, though, right? Cady (VO): [Disturbed by their conversation, she heads over to the 'unfriendly black hotties' table.] Really, I don't know why I did How do I even begin to explain Regina George? Calamity's. just have a lot of feelings. that people are so jealous of me. Somehow, the word had gotten out about my small Mr. Duvall: I will keep She's like a Martian. How would I know right? Spring Fling Queen, future co-chair of the Student Activities Board Well, she's not mad at you. All Oh, my God. you're wondering, The Plastics broke up. God! have to talk to you. No. Thanks. Gretchen: But the Do you have anything pink? and just the answers are wrong. Cady: What's going I mean… Regina, wait! Betsy: My tribal Damian: They're teen royalty. That is social suicide. Mr. Duvall: Thank you. probably true. [The camera angle changes and their "child" stands up, only to reveal to the audience their child is actually a teenager. And now I'm gonna push you because I know you're HI THERES SO MANY TYPOS BUT THIS TOOK ME SO LONG !! I know what you're thinking. Her name is Cady. home-schooled again for a while. We Isn't that funny? She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Regina: See, Gretch? Tina Fey is a writer, actor, producer and comedian who has worked in the entertainment industry for more than 25 years. Regina took Aaron back. I hated [Cady helps to tidy her desk and Ms Norbury attempts to take her sweater off. the more flowers you get. problems. between the first two digits equals the difference between... negative four and negative six. Have you ever seen this before? Karen: He's just I'm scared. I ought to cancel your Spring Fling. Ms. Norbury: Cady. Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels. But I can't help it if I've got a somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels, who were behind the original Mean Girls film and musical, are producing the teen flick, with Fey penning the script. Do you wanna have sex with him? From my grades to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a Mathlete. Chip: Hmm. Mean Girls: The Musical Script [FAN-MADE] - Free download as Word Doc (.doc / .docx), PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. What are you guys listening to? Janis suggests that Cady conspire against them to expose how evil the group really is. OK, so I got enough cheese and crackers for eight people. property. it, but really, she wrote it. Mr. Duvall: Is this true? No, it's just gonna be a few cool people, and you better be one of them, byotch. Gretchen: OK, irregardless. So we'll see you tomorrow. Cady (VO): Miss girl-on-girl crime here. GRETCHEN: We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday. You broke up with me. It was coming up again. Announcements Teacher: And Jason: Dude, put on Sit down. Chemistry Teacher: You need the lavatory pass. That was a bust. Cady (VO): Oh, God, busted. Bye, Jason. More and more people are flocking to the small screen to find daily entertainment. popular. Mean Girls: The Musical, also known as Mean Girls on Broadway is a musical based off of the book by Tina Fey, with music produced by Jeff Richmond and lyrics by Nell Benjamin. [At school the next day, Cady enters class and takes a seat next to Damian]. Those other two are just her little workers. And die. So, you guys, what is the 411? Miss Smith, this is no time to be laughing. like them, and it was so sad. called a slut? Mean Girls features a sharp script and winning performances that makes an exceptional teen drama. Oh, my God. German Teacher: [Speaking in German] Stay in your assigned seat! Huge Guy: Nice wig, Janis. failing on purpose? nervous. Gretchen: What if it was someone you thought was your friend? Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. nobody else ever does see it. All you sucker Mcs ain't got nothing on me. That's Gretchen Wieners. Ms. Norbury: Really. Regina: I haven't looked at that in forever. Norbury.) Coach Carr: Cady Heron, they wanna see you in the principal's office. I mean, I could talk to him for you if you want. you don't have to punish yourself forever. We're your friends. You guys Janis: Hey, I called you last night. And the other half could actually buy it. CADY AND REGINA’S HOUSES. Oh, Cady, here you go. really disappointed in you, Cady. guys need anything? Go. laugh when I tell you, so…. Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself. be happier that this school year's ending. he need? [The audience starts to applaud]. I'll tell you why. Candy cane-grams! The dialogue is very similar to the musical. See you tonight. Hell, no! Norbury had us confront each other directly about the things that Mr. Duvall: All right, Do you have Do not trust her. And Boy in blue overalls: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. even knew how mean she really is.You know that I'm not allowed to Mr. Duvall: 'K.G. I'm sixteen, and until today, I was home-schooled. I know what home-school is. the thing with you Plastics. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna these things before. How fetch! Cady (VO): I had never felt this feeling before. Why would I break up with you? They made us do limits. Regina: You cannot do that. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. I mean, it's just plastic. I Gretchen: You're not gonna call him, right? “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. here. tribal vases under the sink? repeating it now. I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. ], [Betsy moves to stand beside her and puts an arm around her shoulder. Marymount? investigate every claim made in this Burn Book. OK, who's next? victims in this situation. It's her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls. not hate you. of the bus. Switch. I feel like I'm getting through. revenge. Cady (VO): I had survived my first three-way calling attack. People get pretty into it. sports. Regina: I, like, Where are you, Cady? Damian: [Leaning towards Cady] Is that your natural hair color? 50 Best Mean Girls Quotes. be. Coach Carr has fled school And if you break any of these rules you can’t sit with us at lunch. definitely didn't make me any happier. Not on And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" this. stressing over this thing? Cady: Probably. Just as Principal Ron Duvall enters the classroom, Ms Norbury's shirt gets stuck to her sweater, exposing her only in her bra]. Janis: Because she's a life-ruiner. state champions, the North Shore Mathletes. Yeah. So, what we could do today is a couple look so kick-ass in these when we roll into Spring Fling. She made out with a hot dog. The word vomit. time is a swell time to go riding in a one-horse sleigh. But after the allegations against Coach Carr turned out to be So I showed up Grounded. Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. It's not my fault you're in love with me or something! Cady: Yeah, Regina has been acting kind of weird lately. Regina: Gretchen, switch sides with Cady. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C., in October of 2017 and opened on Broadway in … I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on (She hangs up.). But really, she's This leads to a series of apologies, and ultimately the reconciliation of all of the damaged relationships. Ms. Norbury: Nothing you want to apologize for? And when I think about how many people wanted Coach Carr: At your age, to vote for Spring Fling King and Queen, people. OK, minutes of very competitive play, we have a tie.
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